Junk DNA

Amazingly enough, most of the DNA molecule is constituted of silent pathogens, instead of functioning, useful design information. Accordingly, these are the stories that are, well, not functioning design information. The how do you say, silent pathogens. The junk of our lives. Right...

Porn Stars 'R' Us	October 3, 2007
The Dumbest Doctor In The World	February 22, 2007
An Ode to My Monkey	November 25, 2006
An In-exhaustive List of Stupid Things I Do While Driving	October 21, 2006
The Muffler is 'Loos'	September 28, 2006
The Hierarchy of Names Men Call Women	September 20, 2006
The Infamous Video Game Story	August 31, 2006
International Party Running Tab Costume Vodka Madness	August 17, 2006
Harold & Kumar Go to The Rodeo	August 14, 2006
The Nipple Story, Supplemental Material: Enter the Caveman's Lair	August 14, 2006
The Nipple Story, Part 2: Random List of Things I Do Not Remember Happened As Told to Me By the Cave	August 14, 2006
The Nipple Story, Part 1: Where Am I?	August 14, 2006